Just the other day, D said from the kitchen, "I bet you don't know how to really open a banana." I'm thinking, "Okay, jerk. Obviously I know how to open a banana." Then he walks in with a banana and performs a trick so CRAZY, so MIND-BLOWING I don't think I'll ever be the same again. Now, to present you with the easiest way to open a banana. Number 5 is optional if you like eating the nasty end of a banana.